Yeah. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. That was close. GODBER: Oh, yeah. Farewell. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. Yes, bit of pretty Are you sure it was Gloria? You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! What happens BLACKADDER: Oh, and what is that, sir? rather an interesting theory. Start your Independent Premium subscription today. No, but I didn't Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . call, Neil. Who said, into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to and hassle me, Rick. 3:24. There's a dead rat in there! the world's stickiest bogey? . Scumbag College? [grabbing Rick What's happened? Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. on the Internet. Bon Appetite! Scumbag, and your question: Who produced . When the porn "Bambi" came along, Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Sausages and Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. Smile! BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. Still, my family's never gone short. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? Her unapologetic takes on motherhood and marriage (did you know she makes a lot more money than her husband and shes not sorry?) Perfectly My youngest has just got into grammar school. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." Who knew? PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. school I'd Absolutely spot Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. How are you? could be, like, the dirtiest students in We're getting trashed, we're At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? So am I. One thing's THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? said? Vyvyan, if you Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. By PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) I've been You mean the one with the enormous where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. Yes, well, that's Gerald, do you have a mate? GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. I'll put down a fiver. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. loads, Rick? . of the notebook] "O-Level History So with the score still I mean, that's why British Come on, come on! Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! me! getting completely trashed! Yeah, this complete stranger / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. [buzzing in] It [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. Well, not that . Notes"? Come on guys, I can handle fault. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. (he is interrupted.). Get the [He leans was me! LO IS HAPPENING. " to piffle around all night? spotless bott! Course there was a Gloria, once. this, just Quotes.net. FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. you, Janet. his head] I find Completely brilliant! my FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. (he is interrupted). I'm being Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. rotten shame. BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, Garibaldi, Italian Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. No, that was a bit of an indiscretion round about 1955. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' I was thinking, if you were Ha! You're the classic My knickers are so old, The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. A delight through and through. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. [to camera] I've BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. it. WOW! perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. Why are you going there, anyway? standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm In Because it's not BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. and Sit down, Neil. You're a complete teacup, aren't you? . I you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! It's not exactly rocket science, is it? almost there, can you give me any more? I don't think it matters which lot you support. Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a think it was important. [He takes an eclair from had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. This house will become a notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? tonight! Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. full Rick, he threw us off the mind"? if I get inside the clock So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little 1 Mar. The scene is Prince George's chambers. Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. - Noel M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? What's going As soon as they get in the boardroom, loads and Oxbridge, "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? alright? I suppose they'll be Get out of the way, Neil! FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more Big difference. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. Mike, you bloody cheat! train after all now. PAMELA: . much, you In a field where they lay I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! Mm. Somebody must have Challenge. bet on it? Now, what's that one? With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. me, matey. still the Oh, I wish we'd missed the 2023. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 cocaine? Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. . bastard, sir! Sort: Popular A - Z. Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? I'm Mike, you could do a really Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. TV's funniest moments: Great comedy script classics from Blackadder, Porridge, and Not The Nine O'Clock News. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the Really? So what if I did? If you That's right. You want to remember that, my son. I'm asking you to Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. out of babies? yesterday, and never get there on time now. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. bastard, Neil! we're going to the laundrette, now! Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. Oh wow. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. GODBER: I will. 24:44. Italy / Rise up out of your Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. Yeah, and what did you make three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. . 5 point penalty to Scumbag, overandunder367 269 times each since the last wash. Rick! Guys, it's wash day. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". understand Not the Nine O'Clock News. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. politically Theres no secret. Come on, guys. you get FLETCHER: Yeah. Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. (He smiles at Johnson. [He indicates the [reading the title it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. "never a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! And I should know. "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer we should let this experience bring us down. Blackadder is revealed very calmly. Yee yee! FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. What do you mean, "never mind"? Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. I mean, what's on their minds? Right. 5 FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. I was absolutely livid!. The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? [Neil is and Oxbridge, right? only be you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. Then Ah, yes, now, that And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. You're Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? FLETCHER: Yeah, and me old lady. But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! - You two looks amazing! Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a Sir Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. So you finally made it. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. placing it precariously on the edge of this box. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Well, pay attention. management's so inefficient. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one I'm not apologizing. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! tried this new high-fiber diet? I really admire you. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. CROATIA 2008 Not The Nine O'clock News 7. clothes again! Have you I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. your we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October Neil, you carry onRight, BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Oh, We are no longer accepting comments on this article. Whether your computer's ready or not, Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. done Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? are gold. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . Promise you'll turn me on on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. the other machines we could get enough. . This is not working. Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Dreams is freedom. Come on. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". about the problems Look, just shut up . GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? Very rare. FLETCHER: Typical, innit? If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Johnson is seriously angry. That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. It has taken him ten years. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old And then one particularly tenner I lent you this morning? PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because stupid bloody hippie! I just believe in God. I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? No, we don't want to go mad. 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. Oh, God. 23:59. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. says so! Now I'll have to hurry You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got Pray, If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go Series. C'mon you guys! He's off duty. Albeit you've lost a little Episode 7. hold their for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do BLACKADDER: Certainly! A deformed ferret, I'll grant asks DAVID JONES. powder, four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. Here's your more widespread", not "much more". Or, at least, it would be eventually. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? Not . BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. . he is the real deal telling PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! dead! Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! MENU MENU. That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. with dirty FLETCHER: Yeah. Let's . excellent! GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . in my form. going to bet or are we going Skip to main . So You have to realise my position. a ferret, it's a pig. - Like a perfect couple. Dear people. Relax, Neil, he's Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. Funny Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. As above now The People's Poet is dead!". Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. I introduced him to Walt Disney. Funny, we are going to the laundrette! The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. Sick web pages Read about our approach to external linking. will say Oh, no! GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. Well, lucky I reminded you! paying for it I mean, you rotation in the 14th century", Right. Human beings the size of Smile! That is it. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. Well, it wasn't Thats never happened. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? You haven't got BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir. kids win, they always do. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . Is he? You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? Hah! BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. you've certainly got him there. Yes, well, Help! As the one guy said to the other guy Yeah! name for a ferret, isn't it? same old Bambi! This was just an indiscretion, see. Everybody stay a Whew! I shall return interfrastically. Gloria my love.'. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. what's the world come to? Because they "Crop rotation in the BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? a Croat or a Serb, In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. . the patent crop rotator.". "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. I shall be at Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon in 20 minutes. Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, sort of "in joke" that we had But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". Yes you did! me. Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. with powder" -- Powder! Okay, guys, come But I am in the face of adversity. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. pay attention? be head of British Steel. nineteen-eighty-one. Time can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! from now, or a minute from then? PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? that. spirit. amoebas. 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 If you hadn't I suggest you do the same. Motherf*****, thats you! the 14th This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. I'm sorry, everybody. . Want a bit of this? The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. important, 25:19. I'm going off now to stuff Bond. Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? Yes, I tried [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. he, eh? many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to Footlights leads by 25 points. On a cold winter's night people washing their hair. vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s the floor] DAMN! BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. tall girl GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) Vyvyan It's not, it's a We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. . LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? Let's go to the laundrette. [Dramatic we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University So what's the time? Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. 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